So I Was Thinking....

So I heard second hand that some 40 something lady called me “old looking”. To this lady I say, respectfully, fuck you. I am 56 years old...

Sixteen years ago, after a night out with friends where waaay too much red wine was imbibed, I woke up with the mother of all hangovers....

Which is sad, isn't it? Because she's the new hot thing and I know I would've adored reading her when I was younger. Now, despite my best...