So I heard second hand that some 40 something lady called me “old looking”. To this lady I say, respectfully, fuck you. I am 56 years old...

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When I was in high school I used to imagine my parents’ death. Not in a macabre way. I mean, it’s not like I sat in study hall picturing...

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My daughter was recently complaining about her chemistry class. Do you remember chemistry class? Does anyone remember chemistry class? I...

Yesterday I was scrolling through Google News and came across an article about Bridget Fonda. The article and the accompanying photos...

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Over the years, I've contemplated joining Catholic writing groups but I got the sense that my fondness for dropping the occasional f-bomb...